I have an online marketer friend who owns a couple of local citation websites belonging to different countries. He is married to a strict catholic wife who counts the strokes using holy rosary while she is sitting on the top of his dick.
This friend of mine likes to joke that if truth is stranger than the fiction and pussy is stranger than the dick, does that mean pussy is the truth and dick is a fiction?
He also says that White girls are fun, Black girls are fun, Hispanic girls are fun too, but it is the Japanese girls that are fun beyond words.
This ugly friend of mine brags that he makes the pussy juices flow like a firehose each time he gets inside one just like they do in the Japanese MILF Porn Videos.
He is also excessively interested in the automobiles and he likes to say that a woman with perfect breasts and perfect butt is four-wheel driver, a woman with perfect breasts – front wheel drive, a woman with a perfect butt – rear wheel drive.
This friend of mine claims that lazy men get more pussy in real life. He claims that the lazy men are also more likely to have sexual relations with their own family members. When asked each time “How do you know this? You are also lazy yourself. Did you also have sexual relationships with any of your family members” Each time he replies “Get lost”.
This friend of mine claims that the best way to put an end to a drug or substance addiction is by replacing it with the sex addiction.