I have an online marketer friend who owns a couple of local citation websites belonging to different countries. He is married to a strict catholic wife who counts the strokes using holy rosary while she is sitting on the top of his dick.
This friend of mine likes to joke that if truth is stranger than the fiction and pussy is stranger than the dick, does that mean pussy is the truth and dick is a fiction?
He also says that White girls are fun, Black girls are fun, Hispanic girls are fun too, but it is the Japanese girls that are fun beyond words.
This ugly friend of mine brags that he makes the pussy juices flow like a firehose each time he gets inside one just like they do in the Japanese MILF Porn Videos.
He is also excessively interested in the automobiles and he likes to say that a woman with perfect breasts and perfect butt is four-wheel driver, a woman with perfect breasts – front wheel drive, a woman with a perfect butt – rear wheel drive.
This friend of mine claims that lazy men get more pussy in real life. He claims that the lazy men are also more likely to have sexual relations with their own family members. When asked each time “How do you know this? You are also lazy yourself. Did you also have sexual relationships with any of your family members” Each time he replies “Get lost”.
This friend of mine claims that the best way to put an end to a drug or substance addiction is by replacing it with the sex addiction.
I have a Brazilian friend who believes that bestiality porn should become illegal all across the globe. This Brazilian friend of mine used to have a longest record of lasting only 3 minutes in his girlfriend’s pussy but he has now destroyed his premature ejaculation successfully (destruidor da ejaculação precoce) and can last now for hours at a time. He claims to have made his girlfriend tapout 97 times out of 128 times that they made love since then.
This Brazilian friend of mine also recently learnt programming and now he is working on creating an app that will go by the name – Pussy Shifter.
This Brazilian friend of mine brags that whenever his girlfriend says that she wants to get something off her chest, it is not something that she wants to vent out, but his semen that she wants to remove off her pretty breasts. He says that the bigger the mass on a woman’s chest and buttocks is, the greater her tantrums are.
I have another friend who hates religions like crazy but is looking for a strictly Catholic wife because he is looking for a woman who is virgin and faithful. Virgin because he wants a virgin pussy, faithful because he is always out on a business trip.
This friend of mine who has been looking for a strictly Catholic wife can pick-up girls from a shopping mall very easily, bring them home, fuck them for hours at a time and make them addicted to his cock. I know that it sounds like a porn movie’s script but it is true, I didn’t believe him until I saw him doing this to a MILF that looked just like the natural super-busty pornstar – Sammy Brookes. I have been following all that he told me since then to do what he does as well. I haven’t been able to do it a single time following his script yet but I know that I will be successful in my endeavor soon enough.