I have a friend who brags about the Xtragel and Xtragel Funciona all the time, he claims that our ancestors used to fuck more than the millennial and being a homosexual used to be considered good back then instead of the opposite. He claims that everything was good with the homosexuals until the monotheistic religions came into the picture and ruined it for almost everyone.
This gay friend of mine loves to read after having a release using his penis pump. He also has many penis pump videos posted on different tube websites as he loves to flaunt his huge dick everywhere.
In one of his videos he mentioned that it doesn’t take 10 years of hard work anymore to enlarge your penis, it can be done as quickly as you would like to. He also mentioned in the same video that those who claim that using penis pump is dangerous have definitely never tried it. He says that he has been using the same for around a decade now and it never caused him any harm.
He owns a restaurant where he only hires gay waiters so that he can have a good time with them whenever he wants to. He has also been working on building a penis pump with inbuilt flavor to use with lubricants.
This gay friend of mine believes that sex is more important than money and that’s why he always gives priority to a fuck session over a chance to make some money. A fresh tasting cock never fails to make his day.
He calls his oldest friend with benefits’ cock the gun, his testicles the trigger and his semen the bullet and his friend with benefits calls his testicles the fire, his penis the wood and his semen the ashes. They mostly talk using this private terminology whenever they are out in public.
He claims that Kiki Daire is the only female pornstar who gives him a hard on.
I remember talking to three different cam models on a Webcam Deutschland site that were all looked very much alike and I thought that they were three great friends until they told me that they are triplets. I also remember talking to a group of five girls on the same website that all performed together on the same website as well, these five friends told me that they were great friends since the school days.
There aren’t as many English cam models as there are Germans, which is a pity but Britain has got some of the best Arab and Indian cam models.
Let me tell you something which I believe you don’t know already – a pile of cash isn’t enough for a straight cam model who never performs all alone, she needs a huge dick as well.
One cam model whom I used to talk to regularly on the same German cam website told me that she had been wearing floral bikinis only since she once made trip to Hawaii.
One cam model had her house designed like a cemetery and she wore nothing but Halloween costumes. She stayed butt naked most of the times though. The warmth of dildos and/or their partners’ cocks keep these butt naked cam models happy, healthy and warm in the winters.
There was a time when only factory or McDonald workers would do live sex cam shows, but now they include lawyers, doctors and teachers as well and they are all sexy and naughty as hell.
One of my best friends claims to have seen one female politician who never won an election performing on live sex cam with a younger man. I won’t disclose the name of either here.
Is the promotion of live sex cam chats a part of the New World Order? I don’t think so. Yes, I am sure about one thing though, I recently had a free cam chat with this group of 4 last night, where one of the men looked just like Razor Ramon aka Scott Hall aka Diamond Studd of NWO of WWF, WWE and WCW and the other guy looked just like Kevin Nash aka OZ aka Big Sexy of the same NWO belonging to WWF, WWE and WCW. PS – I AM NOT GAY.
One dude whom I personally know, he regularly indulges in swinging, he is crazy in a way that he only spanks and French kisses the woman and also asks her to dominate him and fuck him with a strap on but on the other hand, lets the other guy do whatever he wants with his wife. Instead of feeling silly or stupid, he brags about it and also claims that he has no issues getting it up either. His mother also used to be regular in the swinging scene and he claims that she is the one who boosts his morale all the time.
There is another dude that I know who is extreme in the swinging scene, the peculiar thing about him is that he can only get hard in the missionary or doggy style position. He says that he has tried several times but can never get hard in the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position.
I know several men and women who met their school, college and other old friends in swinging parties and got to enjoy their spouses as well which is just phenomenal. Activities like these is what carved out the Protestantism out of the Catholic religion and I believe that we must be ready for a new branch of Christianity – The Swingism.
Dave Landon is a full-time internet marketeer who also sells Facebook likes, Twitter followers, Instagram Followers and other related services on the internet. Dave claims to have sold his services to some of the topmost celebrities from across the globe, cosmetic surgeons, general practitioners, professors, multinational corporations, you name it.
Dave says that he could have made a lot more money if he didn’t look at naked pictures of amateur women all the time on a website that goes by the name – mynudex.
Dave has a beautiful who runs her own dessert shop. She also has her pictures posted on mynudex and she loves it when she gets compliments for her beautiful body.
Dave’s wife says that the dearest thing to her used to be her dessert shop before she discovered mynudex but now it is her own body which Dave worships each night like a temple.
Dave says that his wife’s pussy tastes better than any of the desserts that she bakes but his wife says that Dave’s dick is not as good as the worst dessert that she ever baked.
They both are expecting a baby boy in the January of 2020 and Dave and his wife are crazy excited for the nude preggo pictures of Dave’s wife. Dave’s wife jokes that babies are really a gift from the god.
Dave’s wife claims that she discovered the art of masturbation all by herself but Dave claims that his cousins taught him the same. Although married for over 9 years now, they both still masturbate like incel teenagers.