My Indian chick is better than your European tantric masseuse

My Indian fucktoy is so much addicted to Big Black Cocks that she is reminded of a Big Black Cock whenever she reads or hears BBC News. Her English used to be very poor when she first arrived in Canada and she used to believe that the word Caucasus is somehow related to Big Cocks.

It is one of my personal observations that just as much as black men like white women, white men like black women but white women love hispanic men and black women love Arab men. No matter what the case may be, I love this Indian fucktoy of mine and we have hours long Kamasutra Indian sex whenever we have a meeting.

This Indian fucktoy chick of mine is not a tantric masseuse but she is unbelievable at handling that PONR. If you are a married man, you do not need to convince your wife to have some tantric fun with you have such goddesses taking care of that.

I have had fun with tantric masseuses from the Eastern Europe as well that proclaimed that they were the best and they know tantra better than anybody else only to find out that they are nothing compared to my Indian chica.

Whenever I am down to fuck this Indian chick in my car, she repeats one thing only “I am not a cheap hooker that will blow or fuck you in the car. Take me to a 5 star hotel and then you may have your chance to enter the heaven.” I reply the same each time as well “By heaven, do you mean your nasty pussy.” Then she replies “Yeah Baby”.

She fucks her husband and his boss in the public and calls it joint operation

If you want to fuck your girlfriend all the time in your vehicle, buy a gigantic SUV or a full size van and let me tell you, the chicks hate fucking inside a sedan.

Having sex in public is a gamble, but it is also a helluva fun experience if you do it right. I suggest that you first Watch Free Porn In Public Videos HD before doing it to get some experience.

It is funny how after discovering you having sex in the public, instead of complaining you to the authorities, some people offer you their hands on assistance.

If you are a young and handsome man, looking to have a fun experience and nothing more than a fucktoy, then look MILFwards. There are more desperate MILFs out there than an average young man can even imagine that are down to fuck a stranger like you.

I once caught a female senator in the streets. I won’t tell you where it happened, when it happened and who was this senator, the only thing that I can tell you about her is that she has gigantic boobs with a stunning cleavage and they are even more prettier without anything on them than they are with the sexiest dress possible.

I believe that tea and coffee must be replaced with energy drinks if we want to make this world a sexual paradise. I personally feel that energy drinks make you horny like nothing else and whoever doesn’t agree is either out of his/her mind or hasn’t ever drank any.

I have a MILF friend with benefits who fucks her husband and boss together regularly and calls it a joint operation, she recently got an offer for a porn movie and she is confused about it.

Don’t listen to the monks, have fun with your favorite escort chicas whenever you can

“You are getting robbed each night of your life force, there is still a light as you are young, don’t keep getting robbed until it is too late, this life force that you are carrying in every cell of your body is more precious than anything else in this world.” These are the words of a Shaolin monk whom I met in Porto Alegre, Brazil. He stayed right next to my room in Japan and when he saw that I was busy playing with my escort chicos Porto Alegre (Acompanhantes Porto Alegre) all the time, he perhaps got really envious, curious or furious, I am still not sure yet about it, anyways, I ignored his words just like I do those of my stupid GF.

One advise that I can give you as a regular dude to the escort services is that you should only go for the escort agencies that listen to you very carefully.

One of the female escorts that I hired in Porto Alegre was the daughter of a retired military general. She told me that she is extremely popular with both the local elites and the rich tourists. She really had the class and attitude of a princess which I still cannot forget about. She really enjoyed me and for me, it was a heavenly time.

One thing that I have noticed over the years is that 99% of the female escorts have a naturally smiling face, I am not sure whether it is due to the release of positive hormones all the time because of excessive sex, or is it due to keeping other people happy?

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People are never satisfied if they have a little, they want more and if they have a lot, they still want more, you know what I am talking about. Unless you have a disease or something.

I was recently in Los Angeles for my cousin’s wedding where they arranged a ladies night on the Saturday and a gentlemen’s night on the Sunday.

Both ladies and gentlemen enjoyed each of the nights thoroughly and couldn’t thank the provider – Playtime Strippers enough for it.

I personally believe that posture is the most overlooked thing for the strippers but hire strippers from Playtime Strippers and they really look for each and every feature in their strippers and I have never seen better organized, better looking, better well-mannered strippers with great etiquettes in my life.

About the ladies night, that was something that I never even saw in a movie. These handsome, tall, strong and fit male strippers really made the ladies stay up all night chatting away what they liked, whom they liked the most and why.

My wife was also there in the ladies party and she told me that one of the male strippers had SAGE written in capital letters on his underwear and his equipment was clearly visible through his underwear and he was definitely not a sage, the ladies were quite sure of that.

There is a common belief that strippers and poles are inseparable but these Playtime Strippers proved them all wrong.

One friend once told me that men look sexier and more attractive to women overall after they have had a couple of beers and the women after they have had some champagne.

There could have been more millionaire strip dancers (both male and female) if these strippers focused more on manipulating their clients into spending more on them but they don’t. A real passionate stripper’s greatest wealth is that he/she was able to make the voyeurs happy.

I also think that they could make the flying experience much more joyful if they provided male and female strippers for the fun and entertainment of the passengers.

Some Goan female escorts really live larger than life

I have always believed that the true happiness only comes from being sexually satiated and there is no other way to accomplish the same until an unless you are a melancholic person like Michelangelo or a total science and invention freak like Nikola Tesla.

Although it never personally happened to me but as per the account of several other people, I admit that after a regular sex session, a man enters the state of melancholia but then again you have never tried a tantric sex session otherwise you would never ask for the regular sex as it starts to seem so boring after you have had a session of tantric sex. It is my personal observation that after having tantric sex, a man achieves a state of pure ecstasy, an ecstasy so deep that it cannot ever be defined in words.

There are very few that provide real tantric services but you have got to look for them, I recently discovered a Goa escort agency that also provides tantric massage and other tantric services.

It is also one of my personal observations that the normal sex destroys your penis over time but tantric sex increases its size, strength, stamina and other qualities with the time instead.

Normal escorts and escort services are so monotonous but tantric massage services are quite the opposite.

I recently got very friendly with this one female escort from Goa who told me that the women can tell from far away whether a man has a big cock or not. She also told me that the veterans are heroes to some and villains to others. She told me that the escorts belonging to some agencies in India do not attend veterans as they are very frequent to getting abusive.

What I have concluded over time is that just like you need to have faith in God to be called a religious person, you need to have faith in your escort and escort agency to get the best of them as well.

Another thing that I have noted and observed while availing the services of different female escorts over the years is that the escort agencies that do not believe in rivalry but making friends with the other agencies tend to be the best.

Once they sent me a young Brigitte Bardot lookalike in Goa and I couldn’t be any happier as I am one of the greatest fans of Briggite Bardot.

India is not as poverty stricken as is believe by most of the foreigners, high class Indian female escorts do not dine at the cheap restaurants and they don’t hang around with street punks either. You will not believe it, some of the high class Indian female escorts in Goa even have their own yachts and they wear nothing but designer clothes.

Once I came across this die-hart Kim Wilde fan, again in Goa, who told me that she became an escort for the fun and excitement that comes with becoming one and not to earn her bread as she had already inherited billions of rupees from her maternal grandfather.

Cape Town, SA is currently the greatest hub for genuine sensual tantric massage

I recently stumbled upon this ASMR Youtuber whose channel is solely targeted on the gays. To know the gay mindset better, I befriended him and he told me that he has always been ashamed of his sexual orientation due to his catholic upbringing and he would love to transform himself into a straight guy if he really could. I advised him to visit this sensual massage Cape Town service and watch those pretty women change your orientation with their tantric wonders and bliss, and then he told me that it would be great as he was already planning to visit Johannesburg and Cape Town.

He also told me that he can tell a homosexual man by his face as he has studied phrenology. He claims that there are several gays that have been hiding their sexual orientation and some of these have even married their opposite gender to look genuine straight guys. What’s even more disappointing is that these guys are mostly based in the USA, Scandinavian and Western European countries and due to their catholic upbringing, they can never enjoy their sex life freely.

I personally believe that there is no dark or ugly reality of the gay world but only bright and beautiful one.

I haven’t heard from him since then but I really hope that he has already transformed his orientation and is busy making love to those tantric goddesses.

I recently met this tantric goddess in Cape Town who looked just like the Latino pornstar – Luscious Lopez but with an even bigger ass. She loved being spanked on her butt cheeks unlike petite girls who genuinely hate it. It is my personal observation over the decades that women with huge asses love being spanked unlike their tiny ass counterparts.