One of my best friends is a car lover who loves to make car related analogies all the time, he says that a stiff cock for a woman means a great ride and he is extremely proud of his stiff and almost always hard cock just like he is of his car collection.
The one and only brother of this dude lost both his testicles in a motorcycle accident and since then he has been giving his brother’s wife great rides on his almost always stiff cock. She is glad that her husband lost both his testicles otherwise she couldn’t enjoy this dude’s long, hard and thick cock all the time.
He is so horny all the time that when he doesn’t have a woman around, he starts fucking his hand watching videos on his favorite big boobs tube.
This dude believes in the Taoist Sexual Practices, especially the ones taught by Mantak Chia. He believes that while having sex, male partner releases more energy than the female and they both absorb each other’s energies, which means that having regular sex makes women physically, mentally and emotionally better in all aspects but men lose their mental, physical and emotional strength a bit but they make up for it with the positive anti-depressant hormones that they release by having sex.
He has also been dating this wealthy and busty female escort who owns and lives in a 2000 meter bungalow in a prime area and she lets him fuck her all the time for free. This dude is a lucky bastard and sometimes in envy, I pray to god that he also loses both his testicles in a road accident just like his brother but I feel guilty after praying so.